I open up my laptop, trying not to stare. It’s more difficult than it sounds, the man – or rather, … More

One for being a cheeky git. Two for being a sneaky bastard. Then the third…which is a rather unfortunate one, … More

A comic tale in honour of Terry Pratchett’s particular vein of delightful satire

‘I don’t want to sleep.’ Sleep brings on tomorrow. Tomorrow is only a day away as long as you’re awake. … More